Trout Fishing In America - Simon Says

Simon says stand up.
Simon says sit down.
Simon says don't stand up.
If you're up, sit down.
Simon says raise your right hand.
Simon says put it down.
Simon says raise your wrong hand.
Simon doesn't know what
He's talking about.

You can call him Simple
Simon 'cause he's always
Such a clown,
But it won't seem so simple
When Simon sits you down.

Simon says be happy.
Simon says be sad.
Simon says be good.
Simon says be bad.
Simon says stick out your tongue.
Simon says stick out your tummy.
Simon says wiggle your fingers in the air.
Simon thinks you sure look funny!

You can call him Simple
Simon 'cause he's always
Such a clown,
But it won't seem so simple
When Simon sits you down.